Here’s a post you don’t see everyday. It’s written on a website whose name could be interpreted medically, it’s written by a (very bad) pharmacy student, and it’s about a (very bad) former reality TV star and musician giving tips on home medicine.
In his health column for Britain’s Sunday Times Magazine (Wait, what? He has his health column? That’s like a pedophile teaching a kindergarten class on how to behave when they meet a stranger…), Ozzy Osbourne writes (and some website reports), “Funnily enough, in the 1980s I used to cure athlete’s foot by pouring cocaine on my toes. They cut the stuff with so much foot powder back then, it was the best treatment you could find if you had an outbreak on the road. The only problem was the price, which was around $3,000 a toe.”
So, if you have problems with athlete’s foot and some spare change, you can treat yourself, Ozzy style. Now all you need is a bat to chew its head on, and you can feel what it used be like in his skin back in the 80’s.
Continue reading for more home chemistry tips. Just make sure you don’t blow off your fingers.
Did you know you can’t really burn a sugar cube with open flame? Try it and it won’t happen. But if you put some cigarette ashes on it, and try it again, it will work.
The only problem with this trick is that it’s actually quite useless and lame, just like most Ozzy’s career moves over the past decade.
