Guys, you might want to sit down for this one. Well, you’re at a computer, so obviously you’re sitting down but still. News this big and amazing hasn’t been reported in a long, long time…
Bruce Dickinson, the frontman for Iron Maiden, is now… Wait for it… MARKETING DIRECTOR for ASTRAEUS AIRLINES!
I know… Right??????? Wow!!!!
“I’m a communicator, clearly I have a background in creative media, and I’m an airline captain, so it all makes great sense and I relish the challenge.” said Bruce while counting his millions.
So guys, it’s not like he took the gig for money or anything. It’s a challenge, and it makes sense! And here I was thinking he sold out. Pheew, what a relief. Article here.