Yep, you read that correctly. The once fantastic Relapse Records, known for signing brilliant bands like Mastodon and Hypocrisy, have given up on Metal. Instead they have become an animal sanctuary, adopting little bunny rabbits. Frankly, I find this an absolute disgrace. Metal isn’t about disgusting little fluffy animals, Metal should be about blood, Satan, war, sex and murder. So if you’re reading this Relapse records, you’re a bunch of sellouts!
… Oh, someone just informed me that actually Rabbits are just a Metal band Relapse have signed, and I’ve got this all wrong.
If you want to more about Relapse signing a band no one cares about, with a stupid name, check it out here. Personally I wouldn’t bother though, any band with a name like Rabbits isn’t worthy of your time.
