Don’t get excited, you probably don’t care about these two Nordic bands. We don’t. Well, I don’t. But then again, I don’t care about anything except bestiality porn, so you might want to find a different standard to compare yourself to. Although I do have awesome genitals. More on that, later.
For now, Danish metal band Descensus (pictured above) released not one but TWO songs online. OMFGWOWZA!!11– They’re called “Death Affection” and “Slaves Of Conformity” and they can be found on the band’s MySpace page.
Not to be outdone, Finnish metal band O X i S T (stands for zero exist, get it? got it? great. awesome) also released some song called “Old World Vanished” on their MySpace page.
Metal/humor website Dose of Metal also have a MySpace page now. They aren’t releasing shit and probably hate you, but befriend them nonetheless or forever burn in hell.
