Apparently news is slow around the Christmas season, and hence why I’m reporting on a band called Severed Crotch, and not a new Metallica album or something instead. Without any hint of sarcasm, Blabbermouth reports that the band have apparnetly signed with Japanese label, Amputated Vein Records. Whoever they are…
And yes, this is a real band and that is a real label. Holy shit.
