Monthly Archives: December 2010

Max Cavalera is deaf and/or blind

That’s the only explanation I have for Mr. what-the-fuck-is-going-on-with-your-hair Cavalera still talking about reuniting with Sepultura, even though they made it pretty clear that they’re not interested.

Recently, MTV2’s Posers Ball Headbangers Ball conducted an interview with Max Cavalera and Mr. Soulfly had the following to say;

“When the classic four was together, it was really powerful. And I tried my best — I convinced Igor to go back; I said, ‘Would you come if I was involved?’ And I talked to Andreas. And Andreas seemed interested at first and then after that it got weird; lawyers started getting involved and shit like that. So I don’t know. And I read somewhere that the one that doesn’t wanna do it is Paulo. [Laughs] Which is, like… I don’t know what his gig is; I don’t know what his problem is. I would just like to [reunite the classic Sepultura lineup] — just for my fans. Show them what this band was all about.”

So either Max is deaf, watched the video of Andreas Kisser declaring that he’s tired of Max’s bullshit and simply didn’t understand a word and thought “Hey, I’m pretty sure they’re talking about reuniting with me. Why else would the new guy look that sad and not say a thing?” or he’s blind and couldn’t read our article.

Yes, I just plugged my old article twice and boom, there I did it again. I’m just trying to help Max Cavalera here.

What happens if you’re naughty at Christmas?

If you’re naughty at Christmas, then Santa normally brings you a sack of coal (or at least, he does for me), but things are a little different this year, as Santa will be bringing you GWAR instead.

I know, harsh right? That’s even worse than a sack of Coal. Hell, that’s even worse than the Take That cd your naive Grandmother will inevitably buy for you this Christmas. Break.com has posted an exclusive holiday-themed clip starring intergalactic metal band GWAR. The footage, which is “filled with chaos, violence and bloody grandmothers,” (at least according to Blabbermouth. You don’t think I actually watched it myself do you?) can be seen after the jump.

Christmas comes early

Yes, you read that right, Christmas will be coming early. Well, for all 4 of Steven Adler‘s fans (who by coincidence are also in his band) that is, because Adler’s Appetite will be releasing, not one, but two brand new singles on Christmas Eve.

Steven Adler was in Guns N’ Roses and recorded drums for Appetite for Destruction, in case by some miracle you managed to escape Steven‘s 4 million and 25 hundred posts about how he was in GnR and how the original lineup (including himself) really need to reunite. Funny that it’s the one that really needs the money that wants the comeback…

If by some miracle you actually care, you can find more info here.

Interview: Hemoptysis

Hemoptysis are our new best friends. We reviewed their upcoming album, ‘Misanthropic Slaughter,’ earlier this month, we are exclusively streaming a song, ‘Hopeless,’ off of their new album for a week and now, I conducted an interview with Masaki Murashita, vocalist and guitarist, and Travis Thune, drums.

Make the jump for the interview.

The worst commercial in the world

I’ve seen a lot of bad commercials, and I’m sure most of you did, as well. But this is THE worst. It reeks of self-indulgence, it’s trying hard to be funny but has the humor of a dying frog, and most annoyingly, has Bret Michaels doing that Zoolander face for half the time.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the most horrendous 1 minute you will have ever experienced. After the jump.

P.S. = The car is kinda cool, imagine the female version of Stephen Hawking patronizing you.