As you might know, there are 9 arms in Def Leppard, which is kind of cute in a “Ripley’s Believe it or not” kind of way.
So when I hear that a band called Pyromania is looking for a one-armed drummer, I’m thinking it’s either a “The Fugitive” tribute band or they want to emulate Def Leppard. Guess it’s the latter, which is also cute, in a Victorian sort of way.
“Pyromania, a Def Leppard cover band based in Dallas, Texas, is currently looking for a new drummer with only one arm, just like actual Leppard drummer Rick Allen. Their hand-written ad also insists that the prospective percussionist must have “no prosthetics” and should own a “flame retardent kit and stick.“
Full article here.
So if you are a drummer, have one arm, pro gear and no prosthetics, give these guys a HAND and join a tribute band. Imagine how easy the audition process is.. “Can you clap?” “No.” “You’re in the fucking band.”
For an extra laugh, on the same page of that article there’s news about some rapper called T.I. getting a handjob in prison or something.
ALEX IDEA: Donate one arm to T.I., then join Pyromania.
