Now, we’re not psychiatrists, but based on his artwork (like the one above), we’re pretty sure we wouldn’t trust Dusty Peterson with a gun. Still, he is our first interviewee, a great artist and apparently likes our site, so we asked him to help us write this week’s ‘Friday Top 10.’ Here’s what he came up with:
Something I love about Dose of Metal is their brash sense of humor while delivering news posts. There are a lot of great metal blogs out there, ranging from the ball-licking to assholish, but I think Dose of Metal has like a +10 asshole sword that they wield while writing their articles. They inject their opinions into pretty much every news post, which may not sit well with your average internet pussy who get’s pissed off at people who disagree with him, but I find it refreshing.
Make no mistake, I think they are mostly all full of shit, but they are full of entertaining shit and so that’s why I visit the site! Below are my top ten news posts from last year. (I noticed there there are a lot of balls, assholes and pussies in that post… much like this site).
#10 Fear Factory postpone U.S. Tour
Dino is an easy target. He’s a cocky sum-bitch and he’s fat. So as much as I actually do think he’s a fantastic guitar player, whenever anyone makes fun of him I fully support it. Ego-maniacs deserve to always get knocked down a peg.
#9 Vince Neil – The Ice Dancing Queen
Vince Neil is basically one of rocks saddest sacks. But not only that, he’s a drunk driving piece of shit who has actually killed someone because of it before! So as far as I am concerned, no one is more deserving on perpetual mockery than this guy. I still like “Live Wire”, though.
#8 Godsmack singer likes his solo album
Sully Erna. Godsmack. Making fun of them. Enough said.
#7 Sebastian Bach is out of custody
I might be setting myself up here, but Angel Down wasn’t that bad. Still, this guy gets everything he deserves. SAVAGE ANIMAL!
#6 Axl Rose doesn’t like Bentleys
I think it’s hilarious that he has to rent a Bentley. Maybe he’d be able to actually own one if he’d make music.
#5 Anselmo still talks about Pantera
I gotta admit, I laughed at the Dimebag joke. I shouldn’t have (and neither should you), but I laughed either way.
#4 Girls will be girls
This is a great idea! I’d almost have to assume it already exists out there somewhere.
#3 Def(metal)tones
The only comment I can make is to quote something from the article itself…”That’s if Death Metal bands you’ve never heard of, covering 90’s Nu-Metal bands, is your thing”. *thumbs up*.
#2 Disturbed throat
Easy target, but the jokes wrote themselves there. Of course anything making fun of the “Oo- AH-AH-AH” will generally get a chuckle out of me.
#1 VH1 Leppard
The drawn on arm…it kills me. You’d think after all of these years it would get old. The only thing that has gotten old is the band itself. But that one-armed guy…still hilarious.
– Dusty Peterson
Dusty will be appearing at the Emerald City Comicon on the 4th of March, so make sure you drop by and congratulate him on his awesome taste in metal blogs. More details here.
He also has some awesome artwork for sale, so get rid of your fruity GNR poster and buy one of his prints, like a real man.
