10
Mar

No Kiss for two

I’ll be honest with you. I think Kiss look like a bunch of transvestites and all they do is play shitty pop music and nothing about them is shocking at all. To me, these guys play in the same league as Bon Jovi. I hate both of these bands.

But on to the news. Paul Stanley, the guy with the Peggy Bundy haircut, the star around the eye and the red lipstick said the following about a reunion of the original Kiss line-up in a recent interview:

“The word that comes up is ‘closure.’ We had a good time that deteriorated over time. When we did the farewell tour I realized I didn’t want to say farewell to KISS, I wanted to say farewell to two of the members.”

Now, I know that Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons are in the band but that’s it. I also know that they had like 20,000 other bandmembers but I don’t know any of them by name. So, if you’re a Kiss fan, I have some advices for you: #1 Start listening to better music, #2 Stop painting your face, you look like a woman, #3 Use Wikipedia to research who Stanley was talking about.


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