Br00tal frontman of Slipknot, gingerpubes Corey Taylor has landed himself a best seller with his debut book (ugh I say “debut” as if they’ll be more, I really hope there wont be) ‘Seven Deadly Sins – Settling The Argument Between Born Bad And Damaged Good’. The book charted at position No. 26 on the New York Times “Hardcover Nonfiction” best sellers list according to Blabbermouth.
Seriously, here I am “writing” for Dose of Metal, struggling to make ends meet, and there are people like Corey Taylor “writing” about their general crap, and making millions. I also just went to see the new Harry Potter film, and if pathetic drivel like that can generate billions (there were more plot holes than there are holes in my socks), then surely I could come up with something equally “good” that will make me some money? I’m going to call it “Make a Mark – The mark on the wall, between a rock and a hard place”. I have no idea what it means, but it’s surely just pretentious enough to work.
