Rihanna sucks. She doesn’t just suck though, she really sucks (although I wouldn’t complain if she were to suck… never mind). If you like Rihanna, you probably have the taste of a dead corpse (yes, as opposed to those live corpses you sometimes see). Honestly, the day she stops releasing music would be a great day indeed.
By now, you’re probably wondering what Rihanna has to do with metal. Well, it turns out she has sampled some of Metallica‘s ‘Whereever I May Roam’ for her new song, ‘Red Lipstick’, which is just horrendous. First we have to listen to Lou Reed mumbling senile crap over the top of Metallica, and now we have to listen to Rihanna whining over some ‘Tallica riffs. Is nothing sacred?
