Korn‘s Munky is one of the best metal guitarists of all time. By ‘best’ I mean ‘pretty bad,’ and by ‘metal guitarist’ I mean ‘nu-metal power chorder.’
But still, the guy is famous enough to marry a known actress, by ‘famous’ I mean ‘not famous at all’ and by ‘known actress’ I mean ‘who the hell is she?’
I don’t want to be a party pooper, cause marriage is a pretty beautiful thing… If by beautiful you mean emasculating, depressing, and sad. Anyway, Munky married a girl in France. He proposed to her on the Eiffel Tower… 3, 2, 1…
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
And according to Radar Online, they’re going to a secret location for their honeymoon. Judging by Korn‘s latest effort’s success, I’m betting the ‘secret location’ will be McDonald’s or something.
When asked what he thought of his former bandmate’s wedding, former Korn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch said “No comment” and nailed himself to a cross.
