I realize “New Van Halen” is an oxymoron, kind of like “stupid Alex” or “shitty Dose of Metal.” Or “Straight David Lee Roth.”
But the guys really do have a new sample for you, and you can listen to it below.
Do I care about it, though? Well, let’s see, here’s a comment that was posted on our site recently:
“Why the fuck do you always post about shit and then say you “don’t care” about it? Sometimes I wonder if you cunts even listen to metal.”
Don’t care.
