Let’s face it, metal doesn’t have a lot of hot chicks. In this genre, any chick that even remotely resembles a fuckable one is considered breathtaking.
So someone like Cristina Scabbia is a pretty rare thing. I have a semi as I’m writing this.
But check out my man David Ellefson trying the ol’ ‘let’s do a video update together’ line on her. You go, dude!
Of course, Dave talks to her about her favorite moment on stage and all of that, but we all know this is going through his mind: (o)(o)
I have more jokes in me, but my respect for the bro code forces me to end it right here.
