Hey there little man. Ever dreamed of being a modern rockstar member of a somewhat internet popular band? Think of all the perks… You get not to have a real job. Yeah, fuck those clowns, waking up at 6 AM is for pussies. I’m pretty sure you also get to drink free booze every now and then. Play awesome shows at clubs that take only 50 people. Keeping it real. Meeting lots of fans. One day maybe even getting a chance to touch a girl’s boob. Take mad photos with your crew and post it on your blog, looking forward to someone retweeting it. It’s happened like three times already. If you’re a wizard at the instrument you’re playing, maybe even have a clinic hosted after you. Take that, classmates that went to medschool, you’ll be lucky if you get your own office one day. Commit badass crimes, just because you’re loco. Maybe even be featured at Dose of Metal, if you’re really good.
Now, I don’t know if Atilla are good, and I’m not sure if anything I’ve mentioned above is true (except for the crime part), but here’s their big break: they’re getting a shout-out at this site. Apparently, the band’s been banned from entering Canada, because of frontman’s Chris Fronzak’s legal problems, so they’ll miss out on the No Stars All Stars tour. Judging by the picture above, all I can say is: Good for Canada.
