According to Blabbermouth, pop sensation Lady Gaga may be Queen’s new frontman. Yes, she has a penis.
“Brian May is open to having Lady Gaga front the band. May revealed to London’s Daily Express, ‘We talk about going out on the road all the time but there’s a bit of a singer problem to put it mildly. We get a lot of offers to work with other people. I worked with Lady Gaga and she’s very creative and is someone we’ve talked about singing, fronting the band with. She’s not just a singer, she writes her own material.'”
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Lemme guess, she’ll sit behind the piano with a dress made out of Cheetos or something, and she’ll sing “Is this the real life, is is is this the the the real real real real real life?”, and everyone will go “wow, what a genius!”, and I will die a little inside.
Fuck this.
Might as well get Lil’ Wayne if you want an auto-tuned hack to take a dump on Mercury’s legacy.
