“Ozzy Osbourne was once banned from his daughter Kelly’s school in England after farting and falling asleep in the middle of a parent/teacher interview.
Kelly was horrified when her dad decided to join mom Sharon for a meeting with school officials about her grades because Ozzy is known for passing gas and dozing off in public.
Kelly revealed during an appearance on “The Wendy Williams Show” earlier today (September 29), ‘It was me, my mom, my dad, my teacher at the table. All he kept doing is lifting his (butt) cheek (from the chair), and then he fell asleep!”
Usually this would be the part where I insert a joke comparing Ozzy’s farts to his recent singing, but since I can’t think of a worse way to embarrass your child, all I can say is: props!