5
Oct

God works in mysterious ways

Christian metal band and sci-fi readers Confide are calling it quits. Not until they play some farewell dates, of course, cause why would you not milk your disbandment?

It’s hard to see Confide end [no it isn’t], but we know that God has a new chapter for our lives right now [no he doesn’t]. Every member of the band remains friends [doubtful] and the band breaking up was not due to any one person — it was a group decision.

The comments within the brackets are our own little notes. Well, mine, don’t want to give credit to the whole team for something I’ve written myself. Why would I? Fuck ’em.

When asked if getting haircuts which won’t get them bullied in school was part of God’s new plan for them, Confide had no comment.


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