As reported earlier, a 7.2 earthquake hit the city of Christchurch in New Zealand, threatening to cancel Metallica‘s shows there. The band assured everyone that they would continue as planned, but now that student volunteers are cleaning up the city, Metallica decided to reward them. How? With Metallica tickets of course. No meet and greet, no autographs, hell… Not even a t-shirt. Just a ticket.
Full article here.
If you’re like me though, you’re probably wondering: “How did the guys come up with such a great reward?” — Assumption after the jump
Kirk: Guys, guys… We need to do something special for all the New Zealand volunteers
James: Listen Kirk, just cause you’re talking about a disaster don’t mean you should be speaking in a woman’s voice.
Kirk: What?
Lars: Hahaha
Rob: Hahahahah
Kirk: Aww, you guys are mean!
Lars: Umm, listen… We gotta give something back to these kids. More good press for us, you know?
James: GYEAAAH
Kirk: What should we give them? Money?
James: Choppers?
Rob: Green cards?
Lars: No… Think about it… What is the one dream every kid has?
Kirk: Dracula?
James: Motorcycles?
Rob: A green card?
Lars: No you idiots… The chance to see the GODS OF METAL LIVE!!!!
Kirk: But with all due respect Lars, don’t you think that’s a bit self-indulgent and narciss… HOLY SHIT. HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL IS ON. CYA
