Jinge bells, Slipknot smells, the Clown laid an egg…
Guys, listen up. We need to get Corey Taylor‘s Christmas song to number 1. I know, I know, it’s shit… But hear me out for a second.
“I’ve decided that if you get me to Christmas number 1, I will film myself swimming with sharks“ said Corey while holding an axe or whatever that is.
Video after the jump.
So think this through, guys. We get him to number 1 now, that could potentially mean no more Slipknot, Stone Sour or a million other side projects next year. Get it? I’ve watched enough Discovery Channel to know that sharks are mean so LET’S DO THIS!
