Usually I’d insert a joke about something in his pants, but this time, it’s literally about his pants.
Rob Zombie bassist Matt Montgomery (a.k.a. Piggy D.) is selling his one-of-a-kind, hand-detailed pants worn on stage during the Ozzy Osbourne/Rob Zombie tour in 2007/2008 via eBay. The auction ends January 27. The base garment is a pair of black stretch jeans, in a women’s size 3. A very slim fit, but this is one of the few pieces of stage clothes left over that are still wearable. They were hand-sewn and studded by Piggy himself. This is an extremely rare piece that can be signed and personalized at the winner’s request.
So if you have a thing for a pair of jeans fit for women some guy used to sweat in for an hour and a half, go to eBay now, and make the jump to check them out: