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Proof Lemmy isn’t racist

Lemmy might have a huge collection of Nazi paraphernalia, but he isn’t racist. If you want more proof, check out the chick above. Yes, that is a chick. Her stage name is Skin and she’s from Skunk Anansie, a British band you probably never heard of.

Well, it’s Lemmy‘s favorite band, so how can you be racist when your favorite band’s singer is black? Makes no sense, yo.

“Skunk Anansie reformed, which is great news for me, you know? They’re my favorite band, I think. I went to see them in London a little while ago. You know they reformed, right? I went to see them in London the day before we played Brixton Academy, they played there, so we went down.“

Read full interview here.

Make the jump for a song from Skunk Anansie called ‘Charlie Big Potato.’ I wonder who it’s about. I have a similar idea for a song, it’s called ‘Lemmy Face Potatoes.’

Joe Perry tweets a lot

This can’t be the 70s, right? I mean, I’m blogging, Joe Perry is texting, there’s 3D mature porn streaming on my laptop — this has to be the 2000s.

So if we’re not in the 70s, why would anyone care if Joe is still in Aerosmith?

Well, whatever, apparently he is. And apparently he can also work a computer, because he confirmed this on his Twitter account.

“I am in Aerosmith. I am not going anywhere. The band isn’t writing any more. It was only for 8 days. If ya need a jolt get my last solo CD“

Read tweet here.

I didn’t know senior citizens could tweet. That’s adorable!

Go here to read more of his tweets about Aerosmith, if you’re also 90 years old.

I need TP for my bunghole!

Guess who will be back on our TV screens? That’s right, fuckers, the most notorious AC/DC and Metallica fans in America…

“After several months of whispers and rumors, it appears as though America’s two favorite animated idiots will be returning to your television screen. In the channel’s upfront presentation Wednesday (February 2), the cast of MTV’s “Skins” announced that “Beavis and Butt-head” would be coming back this summer.“

Read full article here.

This is great news. Make the jump and see why. “Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm!!”

Slash was on Lopez Tonight

No, he didn’t bang Jennifer Lopez, you silly sausages, but he was on George Lopez‘s talk show. I have no idea who he is but he seems like a nice enough guy.

Anyway,  Slash was there and you can watch the interview and his performance below. I have to be honest, I didn’t really watch them and I don’t even know what’s going on. But you make the jump and tell me if they’re good, a’ight sport?

Bret is still not healthy

Say what you will about Bret, his wig or his music, but you can’t deny that he’s been pretty optimistic considering his health problems. He’s had some more, by the way:

“While recovering from heart surgery, Bret Michaels suffered a massive drop in blood pressure, but his doctor found the cause and the singer is doing better again. “

Read full article here.

So after struggling with diabetes his whole life, he’s had a mini-stroke, went into a coma and had heart surgery and he’s still having problems. Listen, I’m not gonna crack any jokes, considering how much shit he’s been through, he seems pretty cool about. I once got an awful cold that kept me in bed for 3 days and I whined like crazy…

Get well soon, Bret. We want to keep making fun of you without feeling guilty about it.