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Bret Michaels is famous

Poison frontman and toupée superstar Bret Michaels seems to be famous.

According to People Magazine, he is one of the ‘25 Most Intriguing People of 2010.’
According to Dose Of Metal, no he isn’t.

Mustaine knows kung fu

Don’t mess with Dave Mustaine. Not only will he roundhouse kick you into oblivion, but he will also explain to you exactly what technique he used while you’re at the hospital.

“I have a first degree in Ukidokan karate. My sensei has the style of karate, kung-fu, aikido, judo, ju-jitsu, taekwondo, Greco-Roman wrestling, Muay Thai boxing and American boxing. So it’s all those things rolled into one. It’s a nine-style discipline. My second black belt is in Songham taekwondo and I was an assistant instructor in that style, and then I taught it privately for a while“ said Dave while watching Karate Kid 2.

Read full interview here.

Watch out Kirk! I don’t think your beach balls stand a chance against this guy.

The worst commercial in the world

I’ve seen a lot of bad commercials, and I’m sure most of you did, as well. But this is THE worst. It reeks of self-indulgence, it’s trying hard to be funny but has the humor of a dying frog, and most annoyingly, has Bret Michaels doing that Zoolander face for half the time.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the most horrendous 1 minute you will have ever experienced. After the jump.

P.S. = The car is kinda cool, imagine the female version of Stephen Hawking patronizing you.

Bumblefoot is multi-faceted

Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal, guitarist for the new Guns N’ Roses tribute band, has some tips for you if you want to do well in the music biz.

“You have to be able to multitask and be multi-faceted. If you’re just going to be a guitar player that plays in a band, your options are going to be very limited. […] [The] number one [rule], which will be funny coming from a guitarist in Guns N’ Roses, is don’t be late! That was always my cardinal rule for everything. In order to be on time you need to be early, then wait in your car for 15 minutes and walk in two minutes before whatever time you’re supposed to be there“ said Bumblefoot while eating a sandwich.

Read full interview here.

Well at least he has a sense of humor, right? I heard Axl abides by the same rules of never being late.

Ozzy rear-ended someone

Batman eater Ozzy Osbourne rear-ended someone in L.A. I know what you’re thinking… Was it Rob Halford??? No, silly, it was some stranger.

“Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, it all went down yesterday morning — Ozzy‘s Ferrari hit a Mercedes from behind right before entering an L.A. highway. We’re told both parties waited for police to arrive and then traded information — departing without incident. There were no injuries and damage was minor” writes TMZ.com

Watch the photos here.

Wait… Ozzy drives a Ferrari??? What?? The thought of Ozzy driving anything is scary to me, let alone a 300-horsepower beast. What was Sharon thinking letting him do that? He should be driving a Prius at best.

When asked if he’s still confused as to which side you have to drive on in the U.S., Ozzy had no comment. He just stood there and shook about.