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Tom Araya is careful

Slayer and Megadeth toured together quite a bit lately, and with all The Big Four rumors, they’re likely to keep doing it. So of course, the whole rivalry questions will never end. But to be fair to interviewers, it seems the old feuds still seem to be there, at least in the form of paranoia.

“He’s another human being who lives on this planet, and that’s about it. He comes across as a nice guy, but I keep my guard up around him. He’s courteous to me and my wife and my kids. So I’m courteous in return.“ said Tom about Dave Mustaine

Read full interview here.

Can’t we all just… Get along? All things have an end (except the sausage, the sausage has two ends, but I digress), so while I do applaud all four bands for putting their personal differences aside and being professional, I don’t think these types of statements help. Oh well, what do I know? Except, you know… Everything…

Lars Ulrich is responsible for half of Apple's sales

Lars Ulrich is a lot of things. Drummer. Art lover. Well okay, that’s all I can think of for now. Still, apparently he’s also a businessman. He’s helped sell half of Apple‘s products. You know that little indie firm, Apple, right? It was unknown until Lars came in and helped it get off its feet.

“I’m the computer whore. Seriously. I am the reason Steve Jobs has sold half the devices that he has. Trust me.“ said Lars while polishing a statue of himself.

Watch interview after the jump.

Oh, don’t worry Lars, trust you we do. I’ve never even heard of Apple or this Stevie Jobe guy or whatever, so I do believe you. Don’t be modest now, we’re sure you’ve helped sell ALL the products, not just half.

Ozzy has an ear for concerts

Unfortunately, Ozzy had to cancel his last two dates of his U.S. tour due to an ear infection.

“ST LOUIS & MINN SHOWS RESCEDULED: (sic) Minn now Wed Jan 12 and St. Louis Fri Jan 14-tix honored and refunds are available at point of purchase“ said a tweet from Ozzy‘s official Twitter account.

I guess eating bats is bound to give you an upset ear once in a while, huh? Hey, blow me, it’s late and I’ve been drinking, if you don’t find this joke funny then you fail at life, virgin…

The Dancing Queen is back

Not only is Vince Neil ice skating on live TV, essentially taking a dump on his legacy and dignity, but he’s also quite bad at it, too.

But those two negative things are evened out by the two hot blondes he was walking with the other day. He was asked about Steven Tyler‘s American Idol gig but I wasn’t paying attention. The milf on the left got all my attention.

So if that’s what you get for whoring yourself on national TV and embarrassing yourself, your friends and your family, it’s worth it. Where do I get my skates, yo?

Video after the jump. Get your Kleenex ready.