Author Archives: Alex

Lemmy says Lennon was an asshole

Lemmy seems to have an opinion on everybody, including the late John Lennon.

“He was always the asshole of the band. He was always the one that was really unpopular with everybody that bleerhark aadeenn abouut causeennn” said Lemmy of Lennon, or at least I think it’s what he said cause I couldn’t understand most of the sentence, hence my phonetic interpretation.

It’s not all bad though, Lemmy has nothing but love for The Beatles, and thanks to Blabbermouth, I got this quote transcribed and translated from Lemmish to English:

“The Beatles were massive. They changed the world. The generation that was with me, which includes me, we genuinely believed we could make the world better and we failed because the world’s so full of shit.“

Watch interview after the jump.

The Damned Streams

The Damned Things is an interesting band. It has members of Anthrax and Fall Out Boy in it. Listening to one of those bands will make you cool. Listening to the other one will get you beaten up in school. So it’s safe to say that streaming these guys’ debut album will get the bullies to beat you up then take you out for a beer. Or the other way around.

Needless to say, you can stream their album here. I personally didn’t give it a listen, I hate listening to albums without the actual CD being out. Granted, I never buy music, but still it’s nice to know the CD is out before illegally downloading it.

Watch their music video after the jump, too, if you want.

Manowar's Black Friday isn't black

I know what you’re thinking. You have $199.5 to spend this Christmas, on yourself, cause neither Santa nor God exist plus your parents are cheap. So your wish is for Manowar to release something worth exactly $199.95 so you can put it under your fake tree and pretend your life isn’t miserable.

Boy are you in fucking luck, cause that’s exactly what Moneywar Manowar were thinking.

Remember their debut album, ‘Battle of Hymns‘? Me neither, but it came out in 1982 and you can now own it on vinyl with a personalized autograph for just $199.95! BARGAIN ALERT.

If you can’t afford don’t want the autograph, simply buy the regular vinyl, which Moolahwar Manowar will sell it to you for just $49.95. BARGAIN!!

Or you can just get it on the bays (either ebay or thepiratebay) and save yourself a ton of cash and embarrassment (and probably bullying).

In This Moment have two girls in their lineup

Don’t be fooled by the picture above, there are two chicks in In This Moment, the second one being the guitarist:

“When we received the news that we were a part of the ‘Music As A Weapon’ tour, we were overwhelmed with emotion; Maria and I were literally moved to tears“ said guitarist Chris Howorth while watching Desperate Housewives.

Read full article here.

Aww, poor Chris. It’s okay, we also cried when we heard about that tour. Ours weren’t tears of joy, I’m afraid, but still, tears were shed, this tour is gonna cause a lot of suicides.

When asked what his favorite “Young and the Restless” episode was, Chris had no comment. He just pointed to his boxset.

New Crimfall song

Crimfall, the guys who look like Final Fantasy characters, have a new song out, and you can stream it right here, after the jump. Ain’t that great? God, we just give, give, give…

The song is called “Frost Upon Their Graves,” which to me sounds like a Finnish euphemism for ‘cemetery.’