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Mudwayne bassist is modest

Mudwayne bassist Ryan Martinie was extremely humble in a recent interview with Warwick. Check out an excerpt:

“We are a piece of musical history now, I’m not trying to sound pretentious when I say that, it’s there whether I like it or not.“ said Ryan while polishing a statue of himself.

Read full interview here.

Oh come on, Ryan, don’t put yourself down like that. Tell us how you really feel.

Merry Christmas, from Corey

Like Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez before him, Corey Taylor of Slipknot, Stone Sour and The Jonas Brothers fame released his own Christmas song. And it is now available for streaming.

Check it out, after the jump.

When asked if he’ll star in his own show on the Disney channel, Corey Taylor had no comment.

Six Feet Under cancel tour

Six Feet Under, the show, ended in 2005. Six Feet Under, the band, canceled their tour in 2010. Coincidence? Of course. It’s not even a coincidence since the two have nothing in common except the name, so what the fuck am I talking about? Good question. Why are you reading this then? Even better question. Anyways.

“Circumstances and events beyond our control has forced the cancellation of our December tour in Europe. We are deeply aware of the burden this puts on our loyal fans and we apologize. We live to play in front of our fans and our commitment to our European fans could not be stronger.“ said Chris Barnes while humming the theme song of the tv show.

Read full statement here.

Well, tours seem to be canceled left and right. It’s hard out there for a pimp metalhead.

Christmas Giveaway: The Big Four

See that photo above? That’s the Deluxe edition of The Big Four DVD and it can be yours, all you have to do is finish the joke below and if you’re the funniest, you get that for Christmas. The second funniest motherfucker gets a regular Big Four DVD, meaning the same amazing concerts, just no photos and extra stuff.

Contest ended. Winners have been announced.

$havo is expecting a paycheck

Well, well, well… System of a Down is getting back together (oh happy happy joy joy!!!!!!!!!!) and guess who’s gambling money away? Well it’s Shavo Odadjian of course, who else? With big paychecks coming his way next year, the guy can afford it.

He’s been spotted at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas one day prior to the official announcement of his band’s reunion. Bless his little heart… If I knew I was gonna capitalize on kids’ nostalgia in 2011, I’d be gambling too. Unfortunately I was never part of any musical fad so I’m reduced to playing Uno on Facebook, for free. Oh well…

More photos of him gambling here.