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Three interviews to get you going
Dino Cazares of Fear Factory and Divine Heresy is appropriately named ‘Dino,’ if you ask us. We just hope that photo doesn’t cause our server to crash. Anyway, someone interviewed him, so watch that after the jump…
Oderus Urungus of Gwar also got interviewed.I didn’t look at his stupid mask/costume though, I looked at the lady with the big tits. Not sure if she should be dressed as an angel, even if we suspend our disbelief to assume religion isn’t a lie, there’s still a thing called gravity and I doubt those small wings can carry such a husky ‘messenger of God.’ Anyway, also watch after the jump.
Accept guitarist Wolf Hoffmann (damn, Dino… Wolf… Is everyone fucking named after an animal?) also got interviewed, but only in audio form, so it’s less fancy. Don’t bother making the jump for this, just go here and listen to it.
Ozzy is honest
Say what you will about Ozzy‘s live performance. Or ability to form a basic sentence. But he is funny, and honest, no matter whom he’s talking about.
Check out this excerpt from a recent interview, about a possibly Black Sabbath reunion.
QMI Agency: I spoke to Geezer Butler recently and he said he’d love to do one more Black Sabbath world tour.
Ozzy: I bet he would. (Laughs) Um, I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it. But not right now. I’ve got another year to finish my tour. And if I do a BLACK SABBATH tour, he’s got to promise to stop fucking moaning. Geezer, I love him. But he’s always on about something. He’s like, “Ohhhhh.” And I’m like, “Yeah, great to see you too, Geezer.”
Read full interview here.
Ill Niño shõõt ñẽw ṽĩdẽõ
Not only are Ill Niño still around, but they’re also shooting a new video. Say what?
“‘Against The Wall’ was shot in Virginia Beach with director Scott Hansen, who has previously worked on videos for Animals as leaders, Willie Nelson, The Devil Wears Prada and A Day To Remember, among others.”
“Scott is an incredibly talented director and we were very psyched to be working with him. All we can say is wait until you see the footage. We had a great time and the shoot was intense.” said the band while chewing gum thus making that annoying noise everyone hates.
Full article here.
Make the jump to see some behind the scenes footage of it, if you care. Shouldn’t you be carving pumpkins though? Why are you here reading this site? Get a life, God dammit. I bet you’re gonna dress up as the dork who invented Facebook this Halloween, you virgin nerd!
Halloween headlines
Happy Halloween everybody. To celebrate it we’re gonna post you some completely non-related headlines, just to get into the spirit of things, ya know?
Ratt (pictured above) have the masculinity of a 12 year old teenage girl. They make Kirk Hammett look like Rampage Jackson. Their drummer, Bobby Blotzer, will be on some radio show, probably to talk about that and how they coped with bullies while growing up. It’ll be this Wednesday, November 3rd – at 3 pm E.T. on this website.
I have no idea who Triptykon are but the name sounds like an old SNES game about spaceships. Either way, some live footage is available, check it out after the jump.
Speaking of bands nobody heard of, Agalloch have a new song and it’s free. We always post about free shit because we’re cheap. You can hear it here.
Misery Index and Decapitated have been confirmed for the ‘Neurotic Deathfest‘ which will take place on April 29th and 30th of next year. Where? In Tilburg, Holland. Our advice is, if in Holland, buy weed and hookers and spend your time using them both in a hotel room. It’s legal!
Dimebash footage
Dimebash footage surfaced, and it’s pretty awesome, just like myself. Which reminds me, I am insanely handsome.
Anyways, make the jump and witness something almost equally amazing. A cover of ‘Fucking Hostile’ by Kerry King, Dave Lombardo, Rob Flynn and Mike Inez plus some other performances. Go!
