Author Archives: Alex
Otus hallelujah
Lordi fired their previous drummer because she didn’t celebrate Halloween 365 days a year like the rest of the band. She took her costume off, so she got axed.
But now they have a new drummer. His/its name is Otus. Not that it was hard to find a replacement, all you need is someone willing to dress up like he’s on ‘Tales From The Crypt’ and that’s it. It’s not like you need to be a proper musician to play their songs, is it?
“We are not really sure who or what he is, he is just … a creature, a thing (otus in Finnish). He is a mixture of a butcher, an executioner, an alien, a lizzard and a zombie. Tough dude. And definitely one of the ugliest members in our family…“ said the band’s frontfreak
Jesus Christ, and you thought Slipknot were obnoxious, eh?
Dose.Me
We are proud to announce that we made our own URL shortener. Why? Cause we’re branching out, that’s why. Expect a perfume line next.
dose.me is basically just a quick URL shortener that we’ll use from now on, on Twitter. You can use it as well, it’s free and it’s for everybody. Stop looking effeminate with “bit.ly” in your tweets. Use a real man’s URL shortener and women like the one picture above will have sex with you.
Kerry and Dave sitting in a tree
P.E.R.F.O.R.M.I.N.G. Amazing joke, Alex, you’re comedic genius.
Anyways, just days after Kerry said he wouldn’t read Mustaine’s book, which we told you about, Kerry performed with Megadeth. We reported all that, then we showed you the video of it happening. Aren’t we just fucking tip top?
But now, watch both Dave and Kerry talk about it, after the jump.
Are you evil?
The Big Four DVD/Blu-Ray will be released in a few days, but if you live under a rock and haven’t seen this on YouTube yet, the video of the four bands performing “Am I Evil” is available for free.
So get it here. You can also watch it on YouTube, after the jump, but keep in mind this is a different version, from a day or two after it happened. The iTunes one might be of better quality, so get that too just in case, don’t be lazy.
Metallica keep releasing stuff
I know what you’re thinking. You need more Metallica releases in your life. You must be thinking that, because they haven’t released anything in the last 5 days so fans must be feeling withdrawal symptoms already.
You’re in luck, because there’s a new EP being released in November.
“If you picked up ‘Six Feet Down Under,’ you may have noticed the words ‘EP One’ on the package and were quick to ask, ‘What the hell does that mean?’ Well, drum roll please […] Look for ‘Six Feet Down Under Part II’ in Australian and New Zealand stores, along with Metallica.com and Metclub.com, on November 12.”
Track listing and cover after the jump
So fear not, Metallica fans. As long as money still exists, you’ll be able to invest it in your favorite band. Look out for their upcoming release “Metallica: Dose Of Metal wrote about us EP” coming soon, celebrating this very post.
