Author Archives: Alex

AC/DC homes for sale

AC/DC bassist Cliff Williams is selling two of his houses. Since AC/DC is the top ticket selling artist in the world, we can only assume he’s selling them to buy a few castles, or maybe an Eastern European country. He can’t be having money issues… Then again, he is the bassist.

“Cliff Williams is selling two of his properties. The Wall Street Journal reports that Williams has listed his Savannah, Georgia townhouse and a Fort Myers, Florida home. The Georgia townhouse is a restored home that was originally built in 1872.“

Read the full article  here to feel bad about yourself.

I barely have enough money to go to Starbucks. This guy is selling and buying property for millions. Is life fair? No it fucking isn’t.

Bloody wasps

Some deranged W.A.S.P. fan (oxymoron alert) bit the ear off some poor security guy at a W.A.S.P. C.O.N.C.E.R.T.

“A stage guard had part of his ear bitten off during a concert by US hard-rock legends W.A.S.P. in Örebro, Sweden on Friday after he was attacked by a drunk 40-year-old man.“

Read full article here.

I felt horrible reading that. They called that band ‘legends’? My God, that is awful.

Saturday Headlines

Max Cavalera (pictured above)  of Soulfly, Cavalera Conspiracy and Sepultura (back when they were good) has been interviewed in Australia. Unfortunately, nobody asked him why he keeps a full beard if he can’t grow proper hair on his cheeks. Video after the jump.

Nightwish sounds like that awful Linkin Park / Jay Z album they did, only they took Pavarotti instead of that atrocious rapper. So I’m not excited that they’re recording a new album, and neither should you.

The hired musicians who pretend to be Guns N’ Roses are everything people hated about the original band, with none of their past qualities. Kind of like the opposite of Blade, if you know what I mean. Anyways, they keep coming late at each gig and now they’ll pay a $100,000 fine for playing past the London curfew. Awesome news.

Apparently there was a contest about playing poker with Godsmack. My guess is, the winner would avoid going to a Godsmack concert, the losers had to play poker with them. Video of the poor schmucks who lost, after the jump.

Ratt drummer interview

I don’t know if you give a ratt’s ass or not but Ratt’s drummer just got interviewed by a guy named Neil “Zloz” Zlozower who sounds like a lawnmower manufacturer.

Video after the jump. We dare you not to punch the monitor during the intro of those two guys trying hard to be funny. $10 says you’ll go German geek all over your computer in the first 5 seconds.

Lemmy is a big star

Well, not much else I can say so I’m just gonna paste this from Blabbermouth like the lazy bum that I am.

“Lemmy”, the long-awaited documentary examining the life and career of Motörhead frontman and rock icon Lemmy Kilmister, will receive its U.K. premiere at the London Film Festival in the headline 9:00 p.m. slot at NFT1 on October 23, followed by a theatrical run in selected cinemas throughout the U.K. from December 3rd 2010.

It will be released on DVD by Entertainment One on January 24, 2011. The film premiered in the U.S. in March 2010 during the South by Southwest at the historic Paramount Theatre in Austin.“

Umm, okay? Got that? Good… Great… Perfect… Majestic.