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Disturbed throat
Attention disturbed Disturbed fans. Their upcoming show has been canceled. The reason? Frontman down with the throat sickness… Got up, came on, got down with the sickness.
“Disturbed’s concert Sunday night at the House of Blues has been canceled because the rock band’s lead singer, David Draiman, has been diagnosed with a serious throat condition. The condition is not permanent, but Draiman must stop performing for at least four weeks in order for it to heal. Refunds are available at point of purchase.”
Read full article here.
David Draiman goes to the doctor.
David: Doctor, I have some pain in my throat
Doctor: Let’s have a look, open your mouth.
David: Oooh ah ah ah ah
Doctor: Do you feel that?
David: Oh shit.
Seriously though, get well soon David.
Girls can rock too
Call me a sexist pig, but I don’t take the WNBA seriously. There’s something about women trying to do what men do that doesn’t sit well with me. We don’t really have the MNDWA, do we? (Men’s National Dish Washing Association) — So why do they have to try and take what’s ours? Unfair.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s got nothing to do with ability, I know for a fact that women are good with balls, it’s just that we play sports and bring in the money, they feed us and clean after us. It’s a well oiled machine that needn’t be fucked with.
What does this have to do with metal? Well, not that much, it’s more of a rant I just thought I’d write, but check out these delusional young women trying to cover two of metal’s biggest legends.
AC/DSHE is the original all-girl AC/DC tribute band doing Bon Scott-era songs. These gals are committed to staying true to the heart pounding rhythms and high-energy presentation of early AC/DC.
Judas Priestess is band of hard-rocking chicks hell-bent on hitting stages across the USA and tearing up the classic headbangers of the undisputed masters of metal, Judas Priest.
Aww, isn’t that cute?? Videos of them performing live, after the jump. You just want to eat them up… And then vomit them right out.
Korn have fans
Braids Nu-metal band Korn would like us to think they have fans. So they hired a bunch of actors to pretend like they are at a meet and greet, but honestly, who buys that?
Check out some bad acting after the jump.
When asked why they have Bob Marley haircuts, Korn had no comment.
P.S. = We know the photo above is not the current lineup of the band and we don’t really care. Just a reminder before you bitch in the comments.
Ozzy is disgusted
News that the Westboro Baptist Church is using ‘Crazy Train’ to spread propaganda has got Ozzy shaking (well, more than usual) with anger.
“I am sickened and disgusted by the use of ‘Crazy Train’ to promote messages of hate and evil by a ‘church,'” singer Ozzy Osbourne said in response to news that Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church used lyrics from his song at events surrounding Tuesday’s (October 6) Snyder v. Phelps Supreme Court hearing.“
Wait a minute… “Snyder vs. Phelps”? The dude who made Watchmen and 300 is fighting that swimmer dude? What the hell?
Source: Blabbermouth
Cradle of Filth can land you in jail
So apparently an Australian Cradle of Filth fan is facing quite a hefty sentence… Now, I don’t mind a bit of music justice, but apparently this isn’t because of an Australian “decent music taste” law at all. It was all over a this shirt… Say what?
“Alexsei Vladmir Nikola was due to appear in court Thursday morning (October 7) on public nuisance charges after Brisbane police officers allegedly saw him wearing a shirt featuring the words “Jesus Is A Cunt” in large letters and shows a picture of a semi-naked, masturbating nun.“
Public nuisance charges? What the hell? Granted, I do think the shirt is in bad taste, I mean, why is the nun semi-naked? Shouldn’t she be fully naked while masturbating? That’s just common sense. Also, I am all for arresting people with awful taste in music, but not over a stupid Jesus shirt. Besides, God has to have a sense of humor, otherwise Cradle of Filth wouldn’t exist in the first place. Logic, dear Christians, logic!
Read full article here. And since we’re on the subject, this band released a new song which you can listen to here.
