Author Archives: Alex
Cradle Of Leak
Pop-Gothic Metal band Cradle of Filth got with the times. They have a site for their new album, they’re leaking songs, streaming samples and even launching iPhone apps. My God… The only thing missing from their arsenal is a wi-fi dildo with Twitter capabilities.
Getcha’ geek on here.
Corey Tayor loves his new video
When he’s not out trick or treating on stage with his stupid mask, Corey Taylor sings in an equally annoying band… But if there’s one good thing you can say about him, is that he is objective, modest and doesn’t like to hype the shit out of his own stuff… For instance, here’s what he said about his upcoming Stone Sour video, on Twitter:
“Shot the video for Hesitate yesterday- should come out pretty amazing. Super stoked. This will be THE video of our career. Stay tuned…“
See what I mean? Others like to overestimate their work and blow stuff out of proportion. Not Corey.
Dinerosmith > Aerosmith
Green… Is my new obsession. Green, is not even a question…
Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler is known for two things. One, his enormous fucking mouth, which looks like it could wreck Haiti with a simple sneeze. Two… Well that’s about it, really.
However, if you thought American Idol was a bad show, good news. It’s gonna get worse. The rumors were true, Steven is officially confirmed as a new Idol judge…
If you’re looking forward to seeing the second grand canyon move and throw insults at contestants, in glorious HD mind you, then 2011 will be your best year yet.
When asked for a comment, Joe Perry pushed the interviewer off the stage and then helped him back up.
Headlines
Alice in Chains were interviewed (videos after the jump). Unfortunately, nobody asked them why their new video looks like an amateur version of Fantastic Voyage.
Slash, Jerry Cantrell and John 5 will all appear in “Turn it Up!“ — a movie about the electric guitar, obviously showcasing how you can get famous even if you’re mediocre at it.
Annihilator release free album. ‘If you can’t fight them, join them’ said their lead singer, referring to their fans who refuse to waste money on their stuff. Get it here.
Lordi (pictured above), the band who looks like Slipknot after an acid bath, won the ‘Eurovision Song Contest’ by hacking their website a few years ago. It paid off, as now they sold a whooping 1,000 copies in the United States, and those are just from dumb Lord of The Rings fans who thought it was a spin-off CD. These contests work, folks.
Dave Mustaine thinks he's black
Dave Mustaine, singer, guitarist and dictator of Megadeth, just made a video advertising his upcoming “Big Four minus the Big One” tour, also known as “Jägermeister Music Tour” with Slayer and Anthrax.
Please notice how street he is in the video, yo. Homeboy all about the beats an’ shit, know wha’ am saying yo? Vid after the jump brutha, break yo’self!!
