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iMustaine: Learn to play guitar on your iPhone
Ever wanted to play guitar like Dave Mustaine? Forget what you think you know about learning this instrument. Actually buying a guitar, spending countless hours daily practicing it? That’s for suckaz, yo. A real man just buys Dave’s new app.
“Want to shred like Megadeth? Never thought you could? Guess again. This is the app for that. The Dave Mustaine: Guitar Prodigy interactive App gets you — whether beginner or expert — playing the right notes at the right times within minutes — on your guitar.“
That sounds awesome. Let’s see what Dave has to say about the app. Lemme guess, he thinks it’s better than guitar lessons…
“Better than a private lesson, and more fun than any guitar game, my app, ‘Dave Mustaine: Guitar Prodigy,’ actually teaches you how to play guitar, and with the leader boards you shred while you kick your friends *sses!“
Get the app here.
Told ya. What can I say, if you’re a fan, you will most likely buy it. It’s $9.99 so it’s not the cheapest app out there, but it’s not like 10 bucks is that much for an iPrivate Lesson from Dave Mustaine himself.
Revolver has a cover full of rock legends — and Jonathan Davis
Hey, nice picture, right? Bet you never expected such a tall fucking photo on a post here, did you?
Anyway, Revolver decided to draw a lot of important metal legends on their new cover — then decided ‘fuck it, let’s also thrown in someone who is nu-metal for the lulz.’
Seriously, what is Jonathan Davis doing in front of Ozzy and Hetfield? That’s like Time magazine doing a ‘People of the year’ cover with Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and The Situation.
Also, how come some of them are perfectly drawn, but others look nothing like whoever they’re supposed to be? Check out Anselmo (left, right behind Ozzy). The fuck?
This issue of Revolver is out now, and it has the ‘100 Greatest Living Rockstars’ list which will probably disappoint all of us. And if it says ‘living,’ why the fuck is Ozzy on it?
Life is full of mysteries.
Jeff Hanneman bit by ill spider; Did not become Spider-man
I thought the best thing about being bitten by a spider is the possibility of gaining superpowers. My bad, I guess you can also get really ill.
In a recent interview, Jeff talked about the bite:
“‘Didn’t even feel it, but an hour later, I knew that I was ill.’ On his way to the hospital, ‘I could see the flesh corrupting,’ he recalls. ‘The arm was real hot. I got to the emergency room, and thank god the nurse knew straight away what it was. By chance, although it’s pretty rare, she had seen a case a little while before. At that point, I was an hour away from death.’“
Read full article here.
No word as to what building Jeff tried to climb before actually going to the hospital.
Anyway, it sucks to hear it was that bad, and I wish Jeff a spidey speedy recovery. Sorry about all the Spider-man jokes, but this is the world wide web after all… Get it? Web? Like a spider? Hahaha I rule!!!11
Moar unreleased Metallica
Yup, another unreleased Metallica song hit the net. Probably the last, since the anniversary shows are over.
If they have so much unreleased stuff, why not pull a ReLoad and release a second album? Call it ‘ReMagnetize’ or something and make a few extra bucks.
Anyway, the song is called ‘Rebel of Babylon’ and you can listen to it right here:
