2,000th post

That’s right, fuckers, this is our 2,000th post. What’s great about it is, this historic milestone in metal blogging coincides with our very own birthday: We’re turning 1 today!

It’s hard to imagine what the world wide web was like before we came along last September, but it was probably the same, just without one more badly-written, pretentious blog that tries to talk about metal.

Anyway, we’re gonna give some free shit for you guys, and we’ll pretty much be inebriated 24/7. Well, we’re always inebriated, so it’s not like this is a special occasion or anything, but just saying.

Since we wrote exactly 2,000 posts in exactly one year, that would mean we average at about  5.4 posts a day. That’s not bad, turn that to inches and it’s my dick size — FROM THE GROUND UP (HAHAH, PRICELESS!!!!111)

So yeah, that’s about all I had to say. Have a great day and thanks for checking this site and helping us get to the number 1 spot on “Best metal blogs of all time!” — It really means a lot that our work has been rewarded with an award, even though we created the award ourselves and self-proclaimed us the winners. It still counts, so thank you!

Expect some cool shit this weekend, and by ‘cool’ I obviously mean ‘mediocre to bad.’

Buh bye, suckaz!

– The illiterate team of writers behind Dose of Metal

It’s Easter! Be our friends!

There’s no denying it… The internet has moved to Facebook and Twitter. So being the cool, up-to-date, hipster metalheads that we are, we’re there as well. So why don’t you do the Easter Bunny a huge favor by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter? Can you really afford to miss out important updates and new amazing articles? I think not.

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Spring cleaning

What up players? While you were busy playing with yourselves, we’ve done some cleaning on our site. What does that mean? Well for starters, we got rid of some pages and made the menu above a bit easier to navigate through.

Also, we’ve separated the reviews by months and years and pretty much just made our site better. One could ask how you can improve an already perfect site. Good question, I guess we’re just that good we make perfect stuff even ‘perfecter.’

So browse through the menu above and get ready to be amazed. Feel free to shoot us an email if you have any suggestions on how we can improve our site. We won’t read ’em but, you know, can’t hurt to try, right? We always love making fun of people so send us your thoughts so we can laugh at them.

Friday Top 10: Best metal songs of all time

Yes, that’s right! We’re doing it. This Friday’s Top 10 is all about metal… But not just any metal… The best metal songs of all time.

After weeks of deliberation, this is what we came up with and I think you’ll be pretty satisfied with the list.

So what are you waiting for? Make the jump… Now.

1,000th post!

We would like to inform you guys that this is our 1,000th post. What? That little? Well, we’re kinda lazy, plus we started this site 5 months ago so yeah, it’s not a bad number. What are you, my mother? Stop judging me.

Thanks to everyone who reads our site and fuck everyone who doesn’t.

Have a nice weekend, fuckers.