Author Archives: Mark

Stream a pussy

You can now officially stream the new Kittie album for free. Why you would want to, when you can stream pussy, is beyond me, but oh well.

I’ve Failed You, the sixth album from the the all-girl ‘Metal’ group Kittie, is available for streaming in its entirety at Exclaim.ca.

For more Kitty fun, check out Blabbermouth.

Kiss good music goodbye

Kiss, the band that are more of a marketing scam than a band, are apparently back again to ruin more people’s hearing with their atrocious excuse for ‘music’.

The new album will be called Monster, and is a perfect title for the new album in the sense that monsters scare people and Kiss‘ music scares me. Read more on the band’s new album over at Blabbermouth.

[Source: Classic Rock Magazine/Blabbermouth]

Darkest Hour interview

Oh look, I wasn’t lying.

Clicking ‘play’ above will cause a time vortex to open up where exciting things will happen in an alternate universe where you probably get laid, and have a job, and you can read a post from me that doesn’t detail the boring interviews of boring bands that you probably don’t care about, within dreadfully awfully structured writing.

Wow, what an awful sentence. In other news, the above video is actually just an interview with guitarist Mike Schleibaum of Metalcore metallers, Darkest Hour. If you’re also interested in some live footage of the band, you can view some at Blabbermouth.

The interview was conducted by Superskum.

Attack of the killer interviews

The above interview kills. I’m not kidding, if you watch it, you’ll probably die of boredom.

Actually, I am kidding, because I didn’t even watch the interview as I didn’t want to take the risk. The video features Bryan Odell, a reporter from Lincoln, Nebraska, interviewing the bassist of Trivium, Paolo Gregoletto.

As I didn’t watch the interview, I can’t be sure what is actually said, but I’m going to guess Paolo discusses how “awesome” the new album is (hint – it isn’t).

If you’re interested in more boring interviews, then go read Blabbermouth instead then sit around, I don’t have a life, so I’ll probably post, and rip the piss out of, more soon. Enjoy.

[Source: Blabbermouth]

Weekly Dose of Metal: Katatonia

Katatonia, the Swedish metallers (not the crappy Welsh band from the 90s), really are a cheery bunch, singing songs about happiness, jumping for joy and singing praises in the name of being a tip top happy cunt.

No, in seriousness, the band are so depressing that they make Staind look like those annoying children’s entertainers that won’t stop smiling no matter how much shit you shout/throw at them. Unlike Staind, however, Katatonia are a damn good band and aren’t a bunch of musically challenged men, writing high school level poetry about how “crap” life is.

Originally,the band began composing more Death/Doom style music, but eventually the band grew into a more straight rock act incorporating clean singing. You can check out ‘In Death, A Song’ taken from 1999’s Tonight’s Decision below.