Author Archives: Mark

Head will rejoin Korn

…if he wants to start making some money again. I’m sorry, did I mislead you there?

Brian ‘Head’ Welch, formerly of Korn, has apparently filed for bankruptcy, according to Kornspace.com. The problems don’t stop there either, he’s also in the middle of a legal dispute with his own record label, with him in addition being under a legal contract to provide at least two more solo albums.

So may that be a lesson to you, kids: Don’t ever leave popular projects, or “find” Christ. He’ll It’ll only screw you over. Or maybe this is just karma for inflicting Nu Metal onto the world, who knows?

Judas Priest reveal the new lineup

Want to know what the new lineup of Judas Priest will look like? Well use your imagination: It’ll look like the old lineup, only instead of K.K. Downing, you’ll have some young buck you’ve never heard of in his place. Luckily for all you kids that have lost the use of your imagination (and you have porn to thank for that)  though, the band have released their first promo photo of the new line-up, and you can check it out after the jump. Or alternatively, just check out my far superior photo above, thanks to my amazing Photoshop skillz.

Friday Top 10: Shitty sellout songs

This week’s Friday Top 10 is all about those ridiculous ‘sell out’ songs. You know the ones; you have a band that YOU love, it’s YOUR band, and then all of a sudden, they release some bullshit single and every fucker suddenly likes them. Or sometimes bands just like to “broaden their horizons” and “explore new territories” – Read dumb their shit down for the masses or follow the current trend.

Now, I’m not looking to get into a debate about the definition of “sell out” or discuss the pros and cons of bands taking different paths, this is just a bit of fun. So make the jump, and have a laugh at some of these ridiculous songs. Or don’t, I still don’t get paid at the end of the week regardless.

In Flames Deliver Us a new song

In Flames, the band that were once great, and now aren’t so much, are ready to deliver us a new song (called Deliver Us I believe). during this weekend’s (May 6-8) edition of Full Metal Jackie‘s nationally syndicated radio show. In addition to this, the band’s guitarist, Björn Gelotte will also be interviewed on the program.

To see a full list of stations carrying the show and when it airs, go to FullMetalJackieRadio.com. Blabbermouth have all the relevant information, in case you still care about In Flames, and if you do still care, can I ask “why!?”

Evile announce Five Serpents’ Teeth

Evile, “the popular Rock outfit”, have announced that their forthcoming album will be called Five Serpents’ Teeth, and is scheduled for release in August this year.

Matt Drake gives the announcement, plus a whole array of shit I cannot be bothered to type up, in the video above.

Expect the album to kick your ass, kill your mother, beat your ears, crush your heart, and eat you soul, among other things.