Author Archives: Simo
Metallica will play a Danish prison next year
You’re thinking: “Let them stay there!” but to ruin it for you: it’s not a real prison, it’s a former prison now used as an entertainment venue. I know you’re now probably as disappointed as I was when I saw the Blabbermouth headline. Click-click-clickety-click they gotta make some money, foo!
Yeah, lame. Anyway, they’ll be playing the entire Black album, because that’s the ‘tallica thing this summer, and if you happen to find yourself in Horsens, Denmark on June 6, 2012, make sure to go and let us know what it was like, we’ll be too busy redecorating our basements doing other important stuff.
Abbath is funny
No, seriously, there’s no pun here. I made plenty of Immortal jokes before on count of their unintentional humor, but I just saw this clip of an interview (as part of my laziness and stealing news from research on/r/metal) and I honestly found it both funny and true. Abbath talks about church burnings and Mr. Burzum. I don’t know when was it taken and if you’ve seen it before but hey, it’s not like I care.
More funny Abbath after the jump.
Start your Thursday with some Trivium
…because Thursday are awful, and if you can’t beat them, join them. You know I’m kidding, because my Trivium tattoos testify my love for the band (they’re non-existent), but hey, lots of people say they’re a fun live band, and our own Mark gave their new album a pretty decent score when he reviewed it.
Second part of the Tilburg, Holland show can be seen if you make the jump (despite both video clips having “1 of 2” in their title). Thanks goes out to: Blabbermouth
Marilyn Manson is not a band
Chris Vrenna, the dude that looks like a typical member of Marilyn Manson, is no longer in Marilyn Manson. We’re not sure what the reason for the fallout is, but we’re hoping really hard Manson will try and make an album of yet another of his failed relationships.
Kidding aside, seems that Vrenna wants to focus on his solo projects (watching porn on his Mac with headphones on so his mom wouldn’t hear him? trying out Angry Birds in Chrome to see how it compares to the iPhone version? making dubstep?), and guess what, Marilyn Manson probably wants to do the same. Get it, it’s funny because he’s almost alone in the band now. Except for Twiggy.
Judging by the video we got to see a few months back, I’d say he needs band members more than ever, and preferably he should also let them write all the music.
Don’t shoot the messenger: Korn have a new song out
*wubwubwub zzzzzzzzzzzz wubwubwub rrrrrrraaaaaaooooooo*
