Author Archives: Simo
New In Flames video is hot!
Get it, ’cause they’re called In Flames? God, I should be writing for the Huffington Post, with such a natural talent for shitty puns like these.
The song is called Where The Dead Ships Dwell, and it’s obviously about In Flames‘ current moment in their career. You can watch the video above, and I have a feeling it’ll go down well with the Instagram crowd.
Friday Top 10: Worst band transformations, part 2
Another Friday, another Top 10. Except this one is the same as the last one.
Well, kind of. Continuing from last time, we take a look at ten more examples of band transformations we could have lived without. Note that the list is not really in a particular order, and then make the jump.
Sepultura: The Movie
Starring Alec and Billy Baldwin as the infamous Cavalera brothers, this winter, family comes first. Sepultura: The Movie. Rated R.
Kidding aside, above you can see the first teaser trailer for the new Sepultura documentary (Sepulmentary?), coming soon to a computer screen near you (remember when we watched movies on TV?). For more info, don’t check sepulturamovie.com because there’s absolutely nothing there.
Let’s get tattooed!
That’s probably the dumbest thing anyone has ever said after a drunken night out, even worse if they actually do it.
Now, while you enjoy watching the clip of the idiot above ruining his life, there’s actually news related to this article: Some girl got her arm tattooed after having Ozzy Osbourne sign it. Somehow that made news on Blabbermouth, and since we’re no better, I’m sharing it to all the Dominoes (Dose of Metal fans and Juggalos’ arch enemies). You can see a picture of it here.
Do you have any tattoos? Are you perhaps a hot chick? Is your tattoo in a naughty place? Is calling something a “naughty place” a sure sign of virginity? Comment, ladies.
Friday Top 10: Worst band transformations
Fresh of the recently debuted Korn‘s dubstep track, I got an amazing (and very original) idea for a Top 10: let’s take a look at some of the most drastic transformations in hard rock and metal.
List is mostly based on music, though we all know metal goes hand in hand with fashion, so we’ll feature some of that as well. Read on to find ten examples of some of the most horrific, embarrassing or simply plain stupid transformations, in what is could be the first out of two articles.
