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Not again!

How many jokes can we make out of Staind‘s Not Again? Let’s try. They played Jimmy Kimmel Live and you can see the video above. Not again! They also released the making of the last album documentary on YouTube, and you can see that after the jump. Noooo, not again! This morning in the toilet I noticed some weird looking dots on my penis. Not again!

Fred Durst has a look-alike

To find out who he is, check out this video over at Metal Hammer’s website.

Opeth streaming Heritage

Heritage, the latest album by Opeth (in stores September 20), is being streamed over at NPR.org. I’d like to let you know what it’s like, but unfortunately, I don’t have 2 hours to go through it. Snap.

You can find more details over at Blabbermouth, and if you happen to find time to give it a listen, let me know how you felt about it in the comments. Bye!

P is for Puscifer

Also, P is for Penis, as in, sucking one. Which is exactly what I think whenever someone mentions Maynard James Keenan’s “crazy” solo project, Puscifer.

Unfortunately for me, lots of people eat this shit up, and in case you’re one of them, you’re in luck, because track samples for the entire new album, Conditions of My Parole, have been posted on Amazon. You can watch the video for Man Overboard above, a quite generic and boring ass song if you ask me, and “amazing,” “work of art,” “genius” if you ask a Tool fanboy (which I appropriately call tools).

Staind have made a drama film about themselves

What you see above is the trailer for a brand new film documenting the process of the making of Staind‘s latest, self-titled album. I was actually kind of surprised by the first half of it, because they speak openly about how they’ve turned into 3 Doors Down after Break the Cycle and their wish to heavy it up for the new one. Not that I think anyone cares about that kind of heaviness anymore, but hey, nice for the three people that remember Dysfunction.

The second part of the clip though, it sounds like some badly produced drama, where the director wanted to create tension by dropping “fuck” and “fucking” all around. In case you give a fuck, check back tomorrow because they will be posting the full documentary on YouTube to coincide with the release of the album.

Source: ThePRP