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Tuesday Trivia: Got djent?
Yeah, got djent? Do you even know what the fuck djent is? Well, read on and find out.
Greg Cavalera Conspiracy Plan
What is Greg Cavalera Conspiracy Plan? Well, it’s Greg Puciato and Max Cavalera’s new project. I named it, and as much as I’m awesome, I doubt it’ll be the name they use. If Max calls the shots, it will probably be something 10 times more idiotic. And the news? Well, Greg Puciato just announced over Twitter that he has 15 songs no one else but Max has. I have no idea if the songs are finished or not, seems a bit too fast. Then again, it’s not like it takes any time to make them.
Nikki Sixx has a book
How Nikki Sixx found an audience to sell his book to must be one of the world’s greatest unexplained mysteries. Sort of like yawning. You know, when you see someone do it and immediately start doing it yourself. Why does that happen? I bet you are yawning right now. Is it because I mentioned yawning, or because I mentioned Nikki Sixx? Who knows. But, he did find a few people and will hold a few book signing events. Yawn.
The second biggest disaster this year is coming
…and I don’t think the world is going to survive this one. According to ThePRP, Limp Bizkit have teamed up with none other than Lil Wayne on a song on their upcoming album “Gold Cobra.” The governments of the world are concerned, UN are coordinating preemptive measures such as building massive world-wide sound shelters, while Red Cross is on standby and collecting Amon Amarth CDs to give out as first aid.
We also predict Wes Borland is about to leave the band once again after he gets humiliated by Lil Wayne’s guitar skills. Make the jump to witness the guitar god at his best.
Anarchy in the UK
What’s this, what’s this, Dose of Metal going all political on your ass? You betcha! Vote for us. We’ll be corrupt like no politician was before, but at least we’ll be honest about it.
Anywho, some dude in the Britain’s House of Parliament was bored by his colleague, so he started air guitaring with his notebook. Who can blame him? Either that, or he has a funny way of touching himself and was air jerking. Who can blame him?
