Category Archives: Crap

Metal cartoon of the day

What’s more metal than a cartoon? What? You mean, cartoons aren’t really metal? This following one definitely is. Check it out after the jump.

Bad news for music fans

It is with great regret, that DoM must announce today that, according to Kerrang, pop-emo crapcore band, Aiden have announced that they are NOT splitting up, despite apparent rumors.

This post is therefore a tribute to Aiden, who unfortunately are still with us. Our thoughts are with music fans around the world during this difficult time.

Actually, to be honest, who the fuck are Aiden? All I remember is they were huge with 14 year old girls about 4 years ago, and they once did a shite cover of Nirvana’s Drain you. Why am I posting this? Because I can only masturbate so many times in a day before I get bored!

Top 10 songs that make men do what?

The PRS for music have conducted a survey of the top 10 songs that make men cry. Metal Hammer reports. The following songs made the list:

1. REM – ‘Everybody Hurts’
2. Eric Clapton – ‘Tears in Heaven’
3. Leonard Cohen – ‘Hallelujah’
4. Sinead O’Connor – ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’
5. U2 – ‘With or Without You’
6. The Verve – ‘The Drugs Don’t Work’
7. Elton John – ‘Candle in the Wind’
8. Bruce Springsteen – ‘Streets of Philadelphia’
9. Todd Duncan – ‘Unchained Melody’
10. Robbie Williams – ‘Angels’

Now, to me this sounds more like a list of songs that make men contemplate breaking up with their girlfriends (the list is also known as your girlfriend’s romantic mixtape), or in case a man does listen to this, it’s because his boyfriend dumped him. The guys over at Metal Hammer have made their own top 10, with metal songs to cry to. We’re not sure if any metalhead has ever cried to a song, except if he was forced to listen to the new Linkin Park album front to back, but we’ll take their word. Continue reading to see the list.

Guitar Lesson: Improvisation Solo

Today’s video is about solo improv. You know the score. You get some friends over, they ask you to play guitar. You have skills, but don’t know exactly which scales to use and how sound like a pro.

This video is a great example of perfect improvisation. Learn this in a few minutes and impress your friends! Video after the jump.

How to be a "hot Metal chick"

What, this isn’t Metal news? Well fuck off, some of us need beauty tips, alright!

Ever wanted to be a hot metal chick? Yeah, me too. They call me Marlene in the clubs, but I don’t think I’ve quite got the Metal edge yet…

Good news though, some chick is here to the rescue to give you tips, because we all know Metal is about image and fashion, and not about the music.

If you want to be hot metal chick (and are over 18), ignore the advice in the video after the jump, and instead pose naked with a guitar or something, and send pictures/videos to:

Mark @ Dose of Metal,

666 Metal Avenue,

England,

B00 3IES