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Listen to another new Anthrax song
Hey yo, ready for some new Anthrax? Well. assuming it’s not the first time you’ve seen an embedded YouTube clip, my guess is you’re listening to it right now, and if you’re not, get ready for some bushy-era music and joey-era vocals (well, duh) mashed in a sweet package.
The song’s called “The Devil You Know” and it’ll officially be released tomorrow, but you can unofficially listen to it right now using the clip above.
On a side note, Andreas Kisser was so impressed with the song or whatever, he got a tattoo and shit. Check it out after the jump.
Slash joins Cypress Hill on stage, yo’
“Legendary” or “vastly overrated” guitarist, depending on on your opinion, Slash, recently joined Hip Hop act Cypress Hill on stage for a 20th anniversary concert, or something.
I don’t really know much about Cypress Hill, nor do I like the idea of Rock and Hip Hop collaborating (if I wanted a shit collaboration, I’d ask my gran to cup my balls before I cum), so if you’re interested, just head over to Blabbermouth to read more.
Hear the new Man Must Die track
That’s right, you lucky fuckers, you can hear the brand new demo track, ‘Hiding in Plain Sight’, by Scotland’s Man Must Die.
“Wait, who are Man Must Die?” I hear you ask. They’re a Glaswegian Technical Death Metal act that were once signed to Relapse Records. Now they’re currently unsigned, but that isn’t stopping the band from progressing with their music.
You can listen to the song above. I kept it as a video, as it provides the lyrics and you’re going to need them, unless you are well accustomed to cookie monster language.
Five Finger Death Punch guitarist is a tough guy
It’s one of those lazy Saturdays where there’s fuck all to do, so here I am posting once again on Dose of Metal. That means I’ve already masturbated four times today and I’ve run out of things to do. Lucky you, you get to read another amazing post from me.
In the exciting world of Metal today, is an interview with the guitarist of Five Finger Death Punch, Zoltan, courtesy of Bloody-Disgusting.com. I don’t really know who the guitarist is, nor do I care, but a segment of the chat can be found below.
“we get a lot of flak from people who say, “This is bro metal,” or “This is tough-guy music.” And you know what?! Yeah! It’s like, fuck you! I don’t play music for the pussies. It IS tough-guy music!”
Source: Blabbermouth
Awesome, thanks for clearing that up Zoltan, but that doesn’t really quite justify why your music is so shit. By the way, what was Power Rangers like and was the pink ranger as hot as she seemed on telly?
Jane’s new irresistible video
…is not actually a video, it’s a “lyric video.” I guess the band has figured out that making music videos simply doesn’t impress anyone anymore, so for their new song, Irresistible Force, they just hired someone to do a better job than the usual YouTube clip done in iMovie or iFilm or Windows Movie Maker with slapped subtitles in Comic Sans or whatever. Which is fine by me, because a) If I play music over YouTube, I never usually look at the clip, so b) this gives me the incentive to pay more attention to the song itself.
You’ve probably noticed a lot of bands have started doing this recently, I guess because of the YouTube generation and the shortened attention spams of people on internet generally. Kinda funny how things change, and kinda sad I remember the “good times.” Getting old.
Update: So I watched the video again, and noticed that in the end it says an official “real” video will be coming soon. Getting dumb.
