Category Archives: News

The Dillinger Interview Plan

A lot of bands played at Soundwave in Australia, which means Australian reporters got the chance to interview a few big names.

But also small names, hence the Dillinger Escape Plan interview above.

Good day, mate. The dingo ate yo’ baby.

Maybe Trivium’s new album will be heavier

According to a recent interview, Trivium‘s new album will be heavier. What, don’t believe me? Check out what Paolo Gregoletto said:

“I think it’s going to be heavier. “

Read full interview here.

Told ya. They’ll probably attach a brick to it, or something.

When asked why he’s named after an Italian kiosk, Paolo had no comment.

Vince Neil likes tits! (o)(o)

Vince Neil likes boobies. I have the same passion. What I don’t have, is a gazillion bucks to build my own strip club in Las Vegas. Vince does, however.

“It’s something I always wanted to do, so it’s like a dream come true. But this will be different and unique. It will be the first rock and roll strip joint. It was a business opportunity to become a partner that was too good to pass up.“

Read full article here.

Translation: I like tits, so making money showing tits sounds good to me.

Imagine listening to Mötley Crüe then getting a lap dance from a chick. It will confuse a lot of guys sexually.

Lyric videos suck

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, my first post in months, and it’s this? But I cannot stand lyrics videos. Something has to be said. Nothing is more pointless, lazy and obscene than the release of these so called “videos”. But hey, I get it, it makes marketing sense. Get the song out there as soon as you can with a cheaply put together lyric video. Then you can release a ‘proper’ video later down the line.

If you look above, Revoker have released a video for the track ‘Born to be an Outlaw’. Not only is it a lyric video though, the song also sucks, so don’t bother listening to it.

[Source: Metal Hammer]

Seems like I’m not the only one with a crush on Cristina Scabbia

Let’s face it, metal doesn’t have a lot of hot chicks. In this genre, any chick that even remotely resembles a fuckable one is considered breathtaking.

So someone like Cristina Scabbia is a pretty rare thing. I have a semi as I’m writing this.

But check out my man David Ellefson trying the ol’ ‘let’s do a video update together’ line on her. You go, dude!

Of course, Dave talks to her about her favorite moment on stage and all of that, but we all know this is going through his mind: (o)(o)

I have more jokes in me, but my respect for the bro code forces me to end it right here.