Category Archives: News

Consequences will never be the same

The internet trolls have dun goofed and Bumblefoot isn’t gonna let them get away with it. He’s obviously part of CTU or something because he knows his shit. IP scrambler? High tech shit, my man…

“Some trolls tried to get attention by starting rumors, as they had seen others get. I called a few out on it personally, smacked ’em down and their panties are still all bunched up over it, so they’ve been going to different GN’R fan sites, they create an account with an IP scrambler, post these fake stories, and then disappear.“

Read full statement here.

Sounds like a job for the Cyberpolice. All Bumblefoot has to do is backtrace it.

If you didn’t get it, these are all puns from an older viral video of a guy taking the internet seriously in a similar fashion.

Anthrax singer is “killing it”

Anthrax vocalist Neil Turbin John Bush Dan Nelson Santa Claus Joey Belladonna is currently in the studio “killing it” according to some recent ‘tweets’ from the man. What, exactly he is “killing” is yet to be confirmed, but I’m going to assume it’s not any of his fellow band-members for making him re-record songs that were written with Dan Nelson on vox.

Anthrax‘s forthcoming album is expected to hit stores before the end of the year and is also expected to kick major ass. Read more general shitaroo over here.

Nu Haunted track posted

Are you ready to hear something you haven’t heard before? Or see something you haven’t seen before? Then get ready to hear Unseen, the title track from The Haunted‘s forthcoming album.

Unfortunately it sounds like Nu Metal trash to me, just without the white rapper that thinks he’s black. But they can’t please everyone though right? Listen to it yourself and you can form your own opinion.

You can listen to the track over at Facebook.

Ginger and Manson break up

Ginger Fish leaves Marilyn Manson, therefore completing the picture above with ex-band members only. Good for me and my obsessive-compulsive disorder, bad for the fans. No, but really, if there’s one person to be unhappy about this, it’s Manson himself. Not that Ginger Fish (I won’t even bother with the name) is a great drummer, it’s that Manson tends to pull of a Trent Reznor and act like he’s a one man band way too often, without realizing he really needs those other band members (and, as a side effect, he makes listenable music).

So, the latest member to go is Ginger. Make the jump to read his official announcement and my unofficial speculation.

I am still affected by Ozzy’s past LSD usage

I thought this was news last week, but I keep seeing this headline pop up. I didn’t want to post it the first time around, but at least I got a good joke out of it this time… And we’ve had no Ozzy news in two weeks, and you know he’s like the running gag of metal.

Therefore, I present you: Ozzy’s acid trip. Mission accomplished. Oh yeah, and make the jump to find out why you should never take drugs.