Category Archives: News
I need TP for my bunghole!
Guess who will be back on our TV screens? That’s right, fuckers, the most notorious AC/DC and Metallica fans in America…
“After several months of whispers and rumors, it appears as though America’s two favorite animated idiots will be returning to your television screen. In the channel’s upfront presentation Wednesday (February 2), the cast of MTV’s “Skins” announced that “Beavis and Butt-head” would be coming back this summer.“
Read full article here.
This is great news. Make the jump and see why. “Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm!!”
Devildriver want you to hear another song
On January 11th, we reported that Devildriver released a new song and boring artwork for their upcoming new album “Beast.” Fast forward couple weeks later and the guys decided to release another free song, this time through the official website from a magazine that’s only interesting when they release these type of issues.
Anyway, the title of the new Devildriver song is “Bring The Fight (To The Floor)“. You can listen to it and read a quick interview with the band here
Napalm Death to appear in “Skins”
Napalm Death are branching out. First they were a band, now they’re an aspiring art/theatre collective. Okay, I’m just fucking around, but the band will appear in the new episode of British TV show “Skins” (it’s a TV show, not a skinhead convention). Here’s what Barney had to say:
“When the producers first submitted the idea, they had me down to play this Axl Rose type character,” laughed Napalm Death frontman Mark “Barney” Greenway. “I told them we haven’t got our heads up our arses and there’s no way that we’d behave that way.
Stop. Don’t you just love this guy?
I had a scene with the character Rich [Hardbeck, played by 17-year-old Alex Arnold]. He’s a metal fan and I tell him to think for himself. Unfortunately, they gave [the scene] the big snip by the sounds of it. It was a good experience, but I don’t think I could act my way out of a paper bag!”
You can read his thoughts on TV shows’ portrayal of teenagers in UK if you visit the article here. I’ve never watched “Skins,” but I do love “Misfits” (it’s a TV show, not a band). Do they have anything in common? How the fuck should I know, I’m just saying.
Metallica are going back to the studio
First off, I’m sorry that Lars Ulrich’s forehead didn’t completely fit the image above but it’s just too damn huge. Now, on to the news. According to Forehead Ulrich, who gave an interview to some Danish newspaper, Metallica are going to enter the studio for the follow-up to ‘Death Magnetic’ in March or April.
Now, did you click the link? Confused because it’s in Danish? Well, haha! But anyhow, here’s a short bit from said interview, translated by Blabbermouth, our main source for bullshit nobody gives a shit about news;
“There’s a really good vibe in the band at the moment. In the past, we would be fed up with Metallica whenever we returned home after a gigantic world tour, but this time it’s different. Therefore it won’t be that long before we start working on a new album. I think that we’ll probably already get the creative process going in March or April and go into the studio. We really want to get back to Metallica quickly because we are enjoying it so much right now.”
There you go, bullshit nobody gives a shit about Metallica news. Don’t take it the wrong way though. Metallica went into the studio in 2004 to start writing the follow-up to ‘St. Anger’ and the album was released over 4 years later. Expect at least 10 ‘Get your old ass out of the Studio’ world tours before that.
Slash was on Lopez Tonight
No, he didn’t bang Jennifer Lopez, you silly sausages, but he was on George Lopez‘s talk show. I have no idea who he is but he seems like a nice enough guy.
Anyway, Slash was there and you can watch the interview and his performance below. I have to be honest, I didn’t really watch them and I don’t even know what’s going on. But you make the jump and tell me if they’re good, a’ight sport?
