Category Archives: News
Beer is Ace
Incase you need proof that beer is awesome (why the hell would you need proof?), Apparently Motorhead frontman and all round legend, Lemmy, has re-recorded the band’s classic “Ace Of Spades” song at half the tempo as a blues number so that it can be used in a beer commercial for Kronenbourg 1664. The new version of the track will air this Sunday in the U.K.
I’d watch it, but I’ll probably be drunk and passed out in a ditch that day. Read more here.
Man hates Breasts
I know right? Madness! Who hates breasts? But it’s true…
According to an article on Blabbermouth, a father of a five-year-old child is fuming after McDonald’s management’s refused to switch television stations when when the uncensored version of Alice Cooper‘s “Poison” video — featuring a woman exposing her breasts — aired at its store in Wodonga, Victoria, Australia.
Despite the fact it probably wasn’t long since the child was sucking on its mummy’s tit, the man was still outraged. If I were him, I’d be greatful they weren’t playing some Lady Gaga or Jay Z crap. Oh and that I was finally able to see some breasts.
The child was asked to comment, but apparently was unavailable after the trauma, stress and confusion of seeing naked breasts had caused them to spontaneously combust. It wasn’t caused by the quality food served at McDonald’s at all.
Jane's Roses
Want to win a free iPad 32 GB 3G? Answer the question below and if you get it right, you can win it. Fo’ realz, yo.
Why didn’t Dave Navarro join Guns N’ Roses?
a) Dave hated Axl
b) Axl is a homophobe
c) The universe is expanding
d) Dave had a heroin problem
Answer and info about your prize, after the jump.
Anthrax haven't forgotten about S.O.D.
Who remembers the Stormtroopers of Death? S.O.D. were one of the most influential Crossover Thrash bands of the mid-80’s. The band consisted of Scott Ian and Charlie Benante of Anthrax, Dan Lilker of Nuclear Assault and formerly of Anthrax, too and some completely untalented, racist fat guy called Billy Milano.
Recently Ian and Benante proved that they haven’t forgotten about S.O.D. when they performered the band’s classic ‘Milk’ during soundcheck, at their current tour with Slayer and Megadeth, with Megadeth’s Shawn Drover and Anthrax bassist Frankie Bello.
Video after the jump.
Gene Simmons vs. Anonymous
What’s funnier than a bitter 61-year old arguing with a bunch of teen “hackers” with too much free time on their hands? Especially when that old guy is Gene Simmons, and when the kids are Anonymous… Probably a lot of things, but you make your choice of the humor sites you visit…
Anyway, do you remember how about a week ago I wrote about how Gene Simmons is threatening to sue everyone who downloads music (that’s pretty much half the planet). The exact words being “Be litigious. Sue everybody. Take their homes, their cars.”. It rubbed someone the wrong way, so Anonymous launched a DDoS attack and screwed up his website. The old guy got angry, the kids did it again. His rant after the first attack is pretty funny (by my low standards), so read it after the jump.
