Category Archives: News
The Fatboys are back
Getting excited about Exciter releasing their new album ‘Death Machine’ is pretty hard for me. Why? Because they just posted a new song, cleverly titled ‘Death Machine’, on their MySpace page. And it’s boring as fuck.
If you’re excited about Exciter, check out the album artwork and track listing after the jump.
Attack rescheduled, UK safe (for now)
The test of true metalhead. Pictured above is:
a) a catholic girl school choir
b) group photo of random Hot Topic employees
c) UNICEF’s campaign photo for scene kids beatdown prevention (titled: “It’s bad enough for them having to pay huge electricity bills due to hairdryer overuse)
In case you said a, b, c, all three combined or shit, you are a metalhead. In case you said Attack Attack! you are a scene kid and you should stop wearing roadkill on your head.
For the normal folk out there, Attack Attack! is that band who was famous for about five minutes last year when they released Stick Stickly video and invented the crabcore subgenre (33% metalcore, 33% electronica, 33% crab… and 100% crap).
Now, I didn’t know these guys still existed, let alone toured, but it seems to be the case. Anyway, the scene kids in UK might slit their wrists, while the rest of you can pull out those earplugs, because they canceled their UK tour (for the moment).
“We are super bummed that we had to postpone due to Johnny’s illness, but we are more excited than ever to have the shows rescheduled already. The UK has been a huge priority for us for a long time and we’re not going to let anything stand in our way. Thank you to everyone who bought tickets so far in advance, and we look forward to seeing all of you soon!”
We’re not too sure if a broken vocoder or a bad case of crabs could be counted as an illness, but so be it. In case you are bored and want to see the infamous lulfest that the video is, make the jump.
Dave Mustaine is megaunfunny
As we mentioned earlier, Megadeth released a new song especially for the new Guitar Hero game.
But now, watch an interview of Dave Mustaine talking about it and trying hard to be funny, after the jump.
Hey Dave, why are you here?
I was hitchhiking and I ran out of thumb!
OMGFUNNYLOLZLMAO!!111111111111111
Living in the limelight
Geddy Lee, who happens to be lead vocalist and bass player for Canada’s best rock band Rush, recently sat down with Brazil’s TV UOL for an in-depth interview, which included information regarding their upcoming new album.
You want the video? Click click!
Adler loves dogs more than Axl
The title above is the perfect example of how comments from artists can be taken out of context, because Adler actually seems to love Axl. He loves all of his former bandmates actually. I mean, you shouldn’t know that, it’s not like this is the millionth time the drummer has kissed their ass and begged for a reunion.
Basically this is yet another story about how much original Guns N’ Roses drummer, Steven Adler, really really wants a GNR reunion. He even prays to the invisible man in the sky for Axl Rose to consider it, although I can’t see that doing much help. I would think money would be more up Axl’s street, rather than prayers…
Adler admits there’s no one that he loves more than the GNR guys. That is except his grandmother and his dogs. Interview exerpts after the jump.
