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Stone Sour get intimate
Stone Sour will have a very intimate show for their fans. So intimate, nudity will probably be involved.
“Stone Sour have teamed up with MTV and Gift Music for one of their exclusive ‘MTV Presents:’ live shows at London’s Dingwalls venue on Tuesday, 19th October, just around the corner from MTV’s UK HQ in Camden.
Tickets are £12 and available exclusively to Stone Sour ‘Dead Generation’ fanclub members today (October 8th). Any remaining tickets will go on general sale from Monday October 11th here.” — full article here.
When asked if he is jealous of Stone Sour, the Slipknot clown had no comment. He just did a honk honk noise with his nose. Twice.
Disturbed throat
Attention disturbed Disturbed fans. Their upcoming show has been canceled. The reason? Frontman down with the throat sickness… Got up, came on, got down with the sickness.
“Disturbed’s concert Sunday night at the House of Blues has been canceled because the rock band’s lead singer, David Draiman, has been diagnosed with a serious throat condition. The condition is not permanent, but Draiman must stop performing for at least four weeks in order for it to heal. Refunds are available at point of purchase.”
Read full article here.
David Draiman goes to the doctor.
David: Doctor, I have some pain in my throat
Doctor: Let’s have a look, open your mouth.
David: Oooh ah ah ah ah
Doctor: Do you feel that?
David: Oh shit.
Seriously though, get well soon David.
Adler's Appetite for Europe
Glorified Guns N’ Roses tribute band, led by former drummer, Steven Adler, Adler’s Appetite have confirmed a European tour for 2011.
For those that don’t know, Adler’s Appetite are a little like the other GNR tribute act out there, but instead of being led by the former ginger singer, this one’s led by the former ginger drummer (is he ginger? He has weird hair regardless).
If you want to check out a glorified Guns N’ Roses tribute band destroy old classics on stage, I’d recommend seeing Guns N’ Roses Adler’s Appetite. Maybe they’re good actually… Dates after the jump.
Girls can rock too
Call me a sexist pig, but I don’t take the WNBA seriously. There’s something about women trying to do what men do that doesn’t sit well with me. We don’t really have the MNDWA, do we? (Men’s National Dish Washing Association) — So why do they have to try and take what’s ours? Unfair.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s got nothing to do with ability, I know for a fact that women are good with balls, it’s just that we play sports and bring in the money, they feed us and clean after us. It’s a well oiled machine that needn’t be fucked with.
What does this have to do with metal? Well, not that much, it’s more of a rant I just thought I’d write, but check out these delusional young women trying to cover two of metal’s biggest legends.
AC/DSHE is the original all-girl AC/DC tribute band doing Bon Scott-era songs. These gals are committed to staying true to the heart pounding rhythms and high-energy presentation of early AC/DC.
Judas Priestess is band of hard-rocking chicks hell-bent on hitting stages across the USA and tearing up the classic headbangers of the undisputed masters of metal, Judas Priest.
Aww, isn’t that cute?? Videos of them performing live, after the jump. You just want to eat them up… And then vomit them right out.
Korn have fans
Braids Nu-metal band Korn would like us to think they have fans. So they hired a bunch of actors to pretend like they are at a meet and greet, but honestly, who buys that?
Check out some bad acting after the jump.
When asked why they have Bob Marley haircuts, Korn had no comment.
P.S. = We know the photo above is not the current lineup of the band and we don’t really care. Just a reminder before you bitch in the comments.
