Category Archives: News
Aero$mith
They made WHAT????
“Aerosmith, which completed its 18-city U.S. tour in mid-September, received a guaranteed $1 million payday for its 90-minute performances“
Holy shitfaced Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. These guys make this much money on the road, after decades of being irrelevant, and they still fight and are jealous of each other? Just shut up and do your job, for fuck’s sake. If I earned $1 million a day I’d even take huge dildos up my ass without complaining. Granted, I do that for free as well, but you see my point.
Part of the contract after the jump.
Late Night Gwar
Gwar, the band that looks like Slipknot and Mushroomhead’s bastard children (if both bands got drunk and had unprotected sex with each other), will be on Fallon.
“Gwar will perform the brand new song “Zombies, March!” on the Thursday, October 28 edition of NBC-TV‘s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”. The show will air at 12:35 a.m. ET“
$10 says Jimmy Fallon will piss his pants and cry when these guys go on stage.
AC/DZ to enter studio
Yes AC/DZ, not AC/DC, will enter the studio in November to record their debut album. Who are AC/DZ, you might ask. Well, AC/DZ are an AC/DC tribute band. Why is it news? Because AC/DZ includes Thrash Metal giants from Exodus, Tenet and Testament, among others.
To see who plays in the band and who’s going to appear on their debut album, read on after the jump.
Phil Anselmo interviews some footballer
Former Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, Christ Inversion, Southern Isolation, Viking Crown, Eibon and current Down and Arson Anthem member Phil Anselmo recently did an interview with New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey for Housecore TV.
If you know as much about American Football as me, which equals nothing at all, you’re probably going to be bored watching the interview. If you do know your American Football, you’re probably going to be bored anyhow because you can barely understand Anselmo’s babbling but if you’re already bored right now (which makes sense because you’re reading this website), watch the interview after the jump.
Whiskey can't cure everything
Singer, guitarist and unintentional comedian Zakk Wylde had to cancel two shows from his tour after having a blood clot in his leg.
The shows will be rescheduled for free and the rest of the tour seems to be unaffected, so why am I really writing this? God, I need a fucking job.
