Category Archives: News
OZ Rehash
The band often referred to as legends by their 12 remaining fans, OZ, have reunited, and they’re currently recording a new album…
Apart from, it really isn’t a new album, as half the songs are just going to be re-recorded “classics” from their old albums. Wow, original. That was definitely worth reuniting for guys. Guess they need the money.
The album titled as (and sounding more like a Limp Bizkit album), Greatezt Blitz, will be released some time in 2011, containing some new songs and some re-recorded old songs.
Aerosmith to continue
Here at Dose of Metal, we are both deeply saddened and shocked to hear that, despite Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler’s new job on American Idol, this will not spell the end for Trashcore band, Aerosmith. At least according to bassist Tom Hamilton (yep, I haven’t heard of him either).
We can only hope that one day, these dinosaurs finally decide to call it a day.
Check out the full story at Blabbermouth.
Vince Neil writes a book
There’s nothing more Metal than writing a book about how Metal you are, for a bit of extra cash right? Well that’s exactly what Vince Neil of Motley Crue fame has done.
The Motley Crue man recently released his autobiography, fantastically titled, Tattoos & Tequila: To Hell and Back with One of Rock’s Most Notorious Frontmen. If you want to read a 320 page book about drinking, driving, doing both at the same time, and the occassional playing of music, then check it out.
At first, I suspected that Vince had probably paid a ghost writer to write it for him, but then I read the quote calling Sharon Osbourne “the most evil, shittiest woman I’ve ever met in my life.” and figured a ghost writer would have written that a little more eliquently.
A7X: The Movie
Avenged Sevenfold, the guys whose shortened name sounds like a fucking Boeing plane, are gonna be on Cinemax. On those soft core porn movies they show at night, where the girl is screaming but if you look closely, you can see that the guy is actually limp and the bitch is just jumping on nothing and pretending to have an orgasm (very reminiscent of my girlfriend), you ask? No, but that’s what we thought, too. Great minds really do think alike, huh?
BTW, how ’bout that 3D porn that’s on the web? Pretty cool stuff… Only you need those dorky red/blue glasses, which remind me of the 70s. Now, I’m not one to back away from some vintage porn with so much pubic hair, it reminds me of the jungle in Predator 1, but there’s something about seeing a red/bluey bitch sucking a mean dick that’s just off to me.
But where were we… Ah yes… So this crap band is gonna be on Cinemax, but no boobies (unless you count the lead singer’s mantits), so really, why is this even news? Anyways, it’s some series called “Max Tour Stories” or whatever, blah blah blah… You can go here and read more about it, but if you do, you don’t deserve children.
IWROTENEWSONCE
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE HAVEADUMBFUCKINGNAME. They are also GOINGONTOURINJAPAN.
“Words cannot begin to describe our excitement for this tour,“ says guitarist Steven Bradley while watching anime. “Not only do we get to experience amazing Japanese culture and meet awesome Japanese people, but we get to do it with our Japanese brothers Fact and our Australian buds Closure in Moscow! Sake and sushi time bitches! Stoked!”
DATESAFTERTHEJUMP, bitches! Not stoked!
