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Bret Michaels needs money
The reasons behind Bret Michaels appearance on a new VH1 show, Rock of Love Boat (click) have been revealed.
Apparently his music career is dead and he can’t even give away tickets to his shows. Because of this, some show in Washington last week was cancelled. Damn, lucky guys.
One spokesperson commented “We heard a lot of people talking about it, but people just didn’t buy tickets.”
So all you fans better make sure you watch his, no doubt to be amazing, Rock of love boat show, if you want to save his career.
My advice though is don’t.
In other news, apparently the once famous has-been has taken to advertising deoderant, as can be seen from the above picture.
Read: Here.
Korn guitarist answers fans
James “Spank The Munky” Shaffer, better known as “The guy in Korn who didn’t leave cause of Jesus,” recently sat down and answered fan-submitted questions he submitted himself, as he doesn’t really have any fans with access to electricity.
The video of the interview after the jump.
Megadeth is breaking all kinds of records
The numbers are in! Megadeth‘s “Rust In Peace Live” CD sold a massive 3,000 copies! Wow!
The album, capturing some legendary self-indulgent show, debuted at number 161 on The BillBoard 200, which means at least there were 39 other albums who did worse so it’s not all bad news.
When asked for a comment, Dave Mustaine refused, citing being busy with unwrapping 2,000 CDs he just ordered from Amazon.
Airbourne to play next year's Wacken
The highly original Airbourne have been confirmed for next year’s Wacken Open Air festival in Germany. Also confirmed are Blind Guardian, Apocalyptica, Suicidal Tendencies, and Avantasia.
When asked if Airbourne had ever considered writing some original material, the singer was too busy screaming “THUNDERSTRUCK!” to respond.
If you’re German and want to check out a glorified AC/DC tribute act with a singer that doesn’t sound like a demented chimp, then you can see them August 4-6, 2011. Mark it in your diaries now!
Bring Me The Horizon release new "song"
Bring Me The Horizon, the group of pre-pubescent cross-dressers, famous for marketing clip on emo fringes and urinating on their fans, are back with a new song, elinquently titled “Fuck“.
You can check out the fanastic shit blend of Fashioncore and Deathcore here.
